Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow the unions such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but the unions have this week been revealed as holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps the unions would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Theresa May who this week said, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is acceptable behaviour.